Monday, June 09, 2008
Seriousness & Frivolity
Someone circulated an email about the recent major catastrophes
around the world being engineered by the Americans:
China Eartquake caused by US ???
Ref: http://www.network54.com/Forum/211833/thread/1212373539/last-1212379247/U.S.+caused+China+earthquakes-
Why ???
Wherefore ???
When there is a simpler way to do this !!!
Alamak, Whoa Ho Ho !!!
All the while I thought
that the earthquake was done by Dolly Parton, man !
You see, I did not believe in the ButterflyEffect theory,
but then I remember the SimpleHarmonicMotion theory
taught me and my colleagues by GeorgeFungus,
and I was led to conclude that the cause was Dolly Parton.
We know her assets, and when she sings like she does the song 9to5,
she moves about actively and her assets also move and oscillate.
And it is when they swing in opposite directions in a certain way,
yes, only in that particular way,
a double whammy effect of the SimpleHarmonicMotion was generated,
and also when the atmospheric latent potential was conducive,
a deep penetrating volcanic effect was produced
which travels through all the voids underground caused
by all the petroleum oil that was drilled out of the ground,
and all this reverberate and cause such a chain
reaction of cacophonous resonance,
producing the earthquake.
Dolly Parton cannot do this all the time,
except when all the conditions are met.
So the next time when Dolly Parton or
someone like her sings,
watch her carefully.
Sleep well.
Ron
around the world being engineered by the Americans:
China Eartquake caused by US ???
Ref: http://www.network54.com/Forum
Why ???
Wherefore ???
When there is a simpler way to do this !!!
Alamak, Whoa Ho Ho !!!
All the while I thought
that the earthquake was done by Dolly Parton, man !
You see, I did not believe in the ButterflyEffect theory,
but then I remember the SimpleHarmonicMotion theory
taught me and my colleagues by GeorgeFungus,
and I was led to conclude that the cause was Dolly Parton.
We know her assets, and when she sings like she does the song 9to5,
she moves about actively and her assets also move and oscillate.
And it is when they swing in opposite directions in a certain way,
yes, only in that particular way,
a double whammy effect of the SimpleHarmonicMotion was generated,
and also when the atmospheric latent potential was conducive,
a deep penetrating volcanic effect was produced
which travels through all the voids underground caused
by all the petroleum oil that was drilled out of the ground,
and all this reverberate and cause such a chain
reaction of cacophonous resonance,
producing the earthquake.
Dolly Parton cannot do this all the time,
except when all the conditions are met.
So the next time when Dolly Parton or
someone like her sings,
watch her carefully.
Sleep well.
Ron