Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Why lide dat, how liddat ?
Carrot cakes with no carrot
Soonkueh without bamboo shoots
Favourite local fares are all fakes
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Big smooth roads big high humps
Nice curvy bends strips strips strips
Roads over-good incorporate constraints
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Ranked highly as healthiest country
One in nine got diabetes
Dental appointment earliest nine months
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Old bent women lug carton boxes
Retirees work cleaning foodcourt tables
Twilight strain in golden years
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Unqualified at home youths graduate overseas
Alien students granted courtesy study all free
Citizen benefits quo vadis
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Population control stops at two
Dwindling replenishment import aliens
Whose is thou fatherland
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Breaking budget to own a car
Others splash own multiple marques
Those redundant lie idle outside house
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Citizens unhappy low salary
Ministers’ pay hundreds times compare
Meritocracy wears its sky caps
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
News publications many plenty
All same blood one father umbrella
Freedom of expression one entity
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Six million people contending
Within seven hundred square kilometers
Facilities bursting at the belly
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
I you he she we you they them
Basic housing pigeon flats HDB
Price exceeded dollars a million
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Housing loans made easy to pay
Scores of years then is your day
Millstone yoke at ones leisure
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Camping at beaches requires a permit
Fishing at jetty cannot use nets
Using a boat must have licence
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Singles cannot buy an HDB flat
Getting married depends on bridal nest
Mother of logic open eyes please
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Cooked-food stalls hygiene graded ABC
Sea food section doing its own way
All soaked in what flies shun mortality;
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
National conversation talks kindness graciousness
Vital issues emperor’s new clothes
Real root problem youths emigrating
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
Contention begets prolific golden goose
Returns and investment hundreds of trillions
Hoping a little share dream on eternity
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?
When past prime seniors viewed as problem
Citizens unhappy bundled as complaint
Don’t forget seniors built this city
Why lide dat, so’s liddat?