Tuesday, September 09, 2014

 

O B A T




O B A T

Talk talk cock - cocky talk
Clubs and pubs - coffee shops
Religion - politics
Have your way - say your say

Talk money - money talks
G I C - Temasek
C P F - where the fund
Guarantee - the Gahment

Maid walks dog - hand with bag
Journey ends - poo as laid
Noisy flat - de-bark dog
Smelly lanes - de-shit cats

Sweet tour guide - clever deeds
Hugs widow - kisses dear
Worms his way - to big house
In quick time - gains her lot

Criticize - as you please
Personal - not so nice
Challenge me - back with facts
Me corrupt - sue you Ngerng

Smell the rose - by the bay
Bathe in sun - at resorts
Not enter - casinos
Get poorer - your own fault

Bares backside - open field
Man or dog - poos the same
M R T - very clean
Woman shits - in full view

MPs stand - stern debate
Cut and thrust - make it good
Day and day - say and say
Come the vote - all say Aye

Trend in health - worrying
Move the limbs - watch the food
Cut the oil - add vegies
Youcharkueh - off the list

M C E - drive straight through
Save the time - spend the dough
In and out - E R P
One dollar - and times three  

Minister - tweaks the work
Flicks marbles - come back kid
Glorious fun - kicks chapteh
Recover - childhood days

New rail tracks - East Coast way
Lifts estates - raises hopes
Make your day - one may say
Real event - years away

Old worry - P G P
Benefits - all want see
Talk read hear - blur blur blur
Three thousand - will make clear

Medi save - Medi life
Shield all folks - and for life
Not worry - about pay
Our Gahment - subsidise

Stick litter - licks Mayor
L T A - N E A
H D B - who to see
All the three - not me me

PM Lee - tells and laughs
Pointy bit - serious stuff
Solution - widens smile
M O S - will arrive

Do re mi - mi re do
To and fro - fro and to
Sing your song - make your hay
One and all - live your day

Keep your chin - up the nose
Go forth back - or around
Good or bad - it will end
What bounces - stay on ground

One big arching tweak



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